We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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