Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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