Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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