Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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