3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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