he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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