I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
We need to get me chipped asap
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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