He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
