do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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