I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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