found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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