did you get engaged???
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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