I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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