things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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