Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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