I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I love you.
Bad choice
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
