laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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