I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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