Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
