dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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