so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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