Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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