whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I love you.
Bad choice
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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