Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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