Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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