It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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