You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Randomize
