What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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