My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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