I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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