If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You work out of a Hotel?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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