the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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