Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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