I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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