If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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