Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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