I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You took a bar mat shot.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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