We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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