Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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