doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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