some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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