Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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