i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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