i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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