office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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