I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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