is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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