Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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