Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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