The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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