What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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