in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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