i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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