sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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