I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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